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I don't know what the fuck i am talking about...

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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journieuniverse:

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

Not only are these costumes indicative of how we sexuality girls from a bed young age, they are also very lazy. You can’t just put lingerie on and a pointy hat and say you’re a witch! Where is your Halloween spirit???

ummm. i’m a mouse… duh.

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epicjerbear:

bearcubjay:

heathermlly:

kaiba-cave:

sullivanthere:

x-roar-x:

basically my face right nowimage

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

omfg

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

WHY MUST WE PUT OUR DICKS IN EVERYTHING?!?!?!

How is this weird? I’ve seen this product and I hear it’s great. Haven’t used it myself but I wouldn’t mind. People are just ignorant

(Source: spookyphoenixwright, via ghost-cub)