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bennyandomar:

OKAY GUYS HERE IT IS

Here’s my performance from the other week. Be wary that the audio doesn’t quite match up, but that’s because it’s a bunch of clips put together. Enjoy and don’t go too hard on me!!

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mrtwentington:

of all the princesses we met at Disney Aurora was the best for two solid reasons. First she recognized Stephen’s keyblade necklace and said “is that a key? I know someone who has something like that his name’s Sora. How did you get it so small? Did my fairy godmothers shrink it? They’re always doing that” Then we told her about the stepsisters in the parade trying to marry one of us and she said “Cinderella loves her sisters dearly but they’re always like that with my Prince Phillip I have to tell them that he’s spoken for.” And Stephen said “yeah well they’re not getting my prince charming!” so Aurora replied “that’s good you protect him! You princes deserve each other!”

mrtwentington:

of all the princesses we met at Disney Aurora was the best for two solid reasons. First she recognized Stephen’s keyblade necklace and said “is that a key? I know someone who has something like that his name’s Sora. How did you get it so small? Did my fairy godmothers shrink it? They’re always doing that” Then we told her about the stepsisters in the parade trying to marry one of us and she said “Cinderella loves her sisters dearly but they’re always like that with my Prince Phillip I have to tell them that he’s spoken for.” And Stephen said “yeah well they’re not getting my prince charming!” so Aurora replied “that’s good you protect him! You princes deserve each other!”

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skittles328:

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

I’m crying

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

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vinebox:

white girls be like

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civilunionsquid asked: How frustrated do you get by the amount if times you have to say "See my FAQ's"?

willambelli:

I don’t get frustrated at all. It means I’m getting new people to the World of Willam who haven’t seen me answer it before. I love talking to everyone. It’s why I do it.

WILLAM

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sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

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